Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Mighty Offender!


I love sleeping!!

Back at college, didn't get much time to sleep, but now that i'm home for Summer Internship, sleeping covers a big part of the day. Reading my favourite books till late night, waking up late in the morning, not a good habit many might say, but i'm enjoying it.


Mom brings me a 750ml mug full of milk every morning. I drink it all without even opening my eyes, nothing should hinder my lovely sleep not even the tasty milk and after finishing off the last drop, i fall back on my pillows... my lovely sleep!!


"Chachu!" a voice would knock at my ear drums...!!
"ummmmmm!!!!!"


SLAP!!!!!!!!


How's that for a knocking at my ear drums!!?


"OOOOOOOOOiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, what was that for??!!"


Meet the mighty offender:
Yuvaan Arya,


80cm tall bare bottomed boy weighing a mighty 9.62kgs precisely, 15months old, trots like a drunkard and has got a total of 5 teeth. That, people, is my nephew (brother's son) Yuvaan aka nonu.


As soon as i shout for help, he'll run for it and i'll run after him, not to beat him but to make sure he doesn't stumble and break his few precious teeth with which he bites the skin off everyone of us. He's a champ at slapping, biting and peeling the skin off with his bare nails.


He'll sit beside me while i'll try to play my guitar, he'll stop me immediately and start pulling the strings himself as if showing me how to play the instrument properly. Always calls his mom by name rarely calls her 'mom'!


My sleep will hide in a corner a-trembling from this mighty assault. Sleep, for me, is nothing as compared to Yuvaan. He's the sweetest thing i've got.


Thus wakes me up and plays with me, the naked offender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!